Funny Volleyball Team Names

Volleyball Names

HITTING
Scared Hitless
Hit for Brains
Full of Hits
Hit-heads
Hit-faced
Hit-eating grinners
Hitlist
Hitting bricks
Doesn’t mean hits
Shoot the hits
A Case of the Hits

BLOCKING
Blockheads
Block Magic
Block Market
Blockbusters
Two Blocks Away
Acme Roofing
Hit the Roof
Hit-men
Hit and Miss
The Triple Hits
Take a Hit
SWAT team

BALLS
Balls out
By the Balls
Balls in an Uproar

MISC
The Sandeaters
The Sand Slingers
The Blazing Sunburns
The Bumping Maniacs
Tipping maniacs
Power tippers
Heads in the Sand
Way Out
We Could Carry Less
Carry On
Carry (Some) Clout
Tender Loving Carry
Major Carriers
Hit Me
Passing Fancy
Spiked Punch
Set for life
Serves you Right
Folly for Serve
Touch and Go
Touched!
Flying without a License
Vertically Challenged
Death at the Net
World Domination
Pure Energy
Dig this…
DV8 Now
Death from Above
Vision Quest
Lost Boys
Bad News
Set to Kill
Straight Down

PLAYS ON SETS/SEX
Safe Sets

Sets On The Beach

Sloppy Sets
We Need Sets

Joy of Sets

Will Work For Sets
Kinky Sets

TRICKY NAMES
Bye

Forfeit

Cancelled
Disqualified

No Show

Postponed
Rescheduled

Defaults

ALL-STAR NAMES
All-star Wrestling

B.O.B. – Best of Breed

Team (night of week)
Team (name of league)

Team World Class

World Class
The Home Team

VB NAMES
“S*M*A*S*H”
“Cheap Spikes and Dinks”

“Block Party”

“Monster Spikes”
“Killer Serves”

“Set To Kill”

“Air Traffic Control”
“All-Net”

“Net Results”

“Setting Ducks”
“Caution: Low Roof”

“Diggin’ and Swingin’”

“Over the top”
“Spin Doctors”

“Dirty Half Dozen”

“Wanted for Malicious Kills”
“Slam Dewey”

“Death By Bumping”

“Bump Uglies”
“Bulls Hitters”

“Mass Spikes”

“Court Jesters”
“Arm And Hammer”

“Blue Balls”

“Net Assets”
“Roofers”

“Sand Blasters”

“Sand Storm”
“Six Pack”

OBNOXIOUS NAMES
“In Your Face”

“15-0″

“Dig This!”
“That Hurt?”

“You OK?”

“Block Or Bleed”
“This Won’t Take Long”

“No Scrubs”

“See Ya”
“On Ya”

“By Ya”

“Sizzle your pits”
“Duck Or Bleed”

“Tattoo You”

LONG/MISC
“Six Guys Who Have Never Been in Cliff Clavin’s Kitchen”
“Floor Essence” (several players had *REALLY* loud outfits)
“Knee-B-O” (for teams not washing their kneepads)
“We’ve made better passes in a bar…”
“Whiff, Shank, and Throw, Inc.”
“We can’t dig…”
“We’ve seen better digging in a graveyard…”
“Bob’s Testosterone Hurt Patrol”
“Drunk, Stupid, and Clumsy”
“We always get it up”
“We dig 4-play” (from a 3-woman team with a 4 person roster)
“It’s gotta be da shoes”
“Thinks That Go Bump”
“Tinseltown Rebellion Band” (from a Frank Zappa album)
“Diggers With Attitudes”
“Zjmesj”

“Maxi”

“The Giraffes”
“Upperworld”

“Shambles”

“Blue Mould”
“Leapfrog”

“Walk-on”

“gosh!”
“The Home Team”

“2XSF”/”2XSV”

“dyskinesia”
“Size Matters”

“Thrill Seekers”

“pandemonium”

TEAM SPECIFIC
“Net Servers” (play on computer network servers)
“Ball Control” (Programmable Logic Controllers?)
“Illegal Animal Experiments” (for a medical/research team)
“Debating Society”
“Sun MicroSpikers”
“Civil Disobedients” <-- group of civil engineers "Prime Time Players" "Badgers Armpit" OBSCURE Cogito Ergo Boom (We think, therefore we spike). The Good, The Bad, and You Twelve Bad Knees (masters team) The Uncardables(go ahead, I double-dare you) Cardable Sins Cardable Errors Aural Six (team of ear doctors, or possibly piano tuners) Bump Set XXXXXX Bump set Wound bump set Dismember bump set Decapitate bump set Impail (can't remember the spelling and I'm away from my D) Team Ibuprofen Bynum Award Winners (best team name in the Big City Volleyball League) To Kill A Blocking Nerd Weak Side Story Orville Ready-Blocker Smoking Kills The E! True Volleyball Story Setting John Malkovich The Blair Hits Project The Bride Of Shankenstein The Road To Shankri-La Set 'Em Hussein Kiraly Babies Karch Potatoes Serving The Lord The Sure Shank Redemption Bosnian Serves Notorious D.I.G. Ez Pass Net Gingrich Block-It Scientists Itsy Bitsy Spiker Mikasa Es Su Casa Wine 'Em & Bynum The Valai Lama Volley Of The Damned Boutros Boutros-Volley Planet Volleywood ? (The Team Formerly Known As ...) Beavis & Bump-Head Over One Million Served Sonova Beach Six Guys Named Moe Humorless Vegetables Deadly Grouper Fish

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